My money appears safe. I'd hate to sell the jet skis.

Taking the piss and lying aren't the same thing. Religious leaders can differentiate. They'd have problems raising funds and indoctrinating children otherwise.

Taking the piss out of busted flushes such as you isn't really fun any more. Lying has never been needed because basically I don't lie. You see, you don't need an imaginary friend to be one of the good guys but you need an excuse such as religion to justify otherwise.