The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #28249   Message #350944
Posted By: GUEST,PoohBear
04-Dec-00 - 12:27 AM
Thread Name: Christmas Parodies I
Subject: RE: Christmas Parodies
From the SCA collection:

Silent knight, unconscious knight,
On the ground, lost the fight.
Mighty backhand from a broad sword.
Wielded by a white belted lord.
Sleep in heavenly peace. . .

Or. . .

We came upon a midnight clear and battered down the gates.
We stormed the halls and climbed the walls and broke up all the plates.
We burned the tapestries, beds, and chairs until we'd burned them all.
And when we'd burned all else in sight, we went and burned down the hall!