Wow, Jack! That cat clock is one of the coolest consumer products ever. Even better than the Bigmouth Billy Bass talking fish was. I bet they sell out right quick. I'm ordering 3, just in case.

The story about Chongo riding the mechanical bronco is fake. Obama must've sent Bobert another $10 check to start spreading it around. (Bobert comes real cheap.) Either that or maybe Lyndon LaRouche is responsible for making it up. He's scared of Chongo too and he keeps coming up with the wildest stories to discredit him. ;-)