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LEAP UP AND DOWN (WAVE YOUR KNICKERS IN THE AIR)
As sung by St. Cecilia on various albums.

(All the girls in Spain
Shove their knickers down the drain.
All the girls in France
Do something the same.)

I once knew a girl who was very, very shy.
She never ever seemed to catch any boy's eye.
She hit on a trick that made all the boys stare.
She leaped up and down and waved her knickers in the air.

Since it spread like wildfire, and very, very soon,
All the other girls in town caught on to her tune,
And down on the beach every day without a care,
They leap up and down and wave their knickers in the air.

Leap up and down, wave your knickers in the air.
You gotta do your thing any time anywhere.
You want to do something to make the boys stare.
Leap up and down and wave your knickers in the air.

Boys came from miles around to see this famous sight:
Lots o' naked ladies in the early, early light:
Blondes, brunettes, and redheads congregatin' there,
Leapin' up and down, wavin' their knickers in the air.

Leap up and down, wave your knickers in the air.
You gotta do your thing any time anywhere.
If you want to do something to make the boys stare.
Leap up and down and wave your knickers in the air.

So listen, all you ladies, if you want to start a storm,
Wait until the weather is very very warm.
Strip all your clothes off down to your underwear.
Then leap up and down and wave your knickers in the air.

Yeah, leap up and down, wave your knickers in the air.
You gotta do your thing any time anywhere.
You want to do something to make the boys stare.
Leap up and down and wave your knickers in the air.

Leap up and down and wave your knickers in the air.
You gotta do your thing any time anywhere.
You want to do something to make the boys stare.
Leap up and down and wave your knickers in the air.

Leap up and down and wave your knickers in the air.
You gotta do your thing any time anywhere.
You want to do something to make the boys stare,
Leap up and down and wave your knickers in the air.

Leap up and down and wave your knickers in the air.
You gotta do your thing any time anywhere.
You want to do something that makes the boys stare.
You want to do something that makes the boys stare.
You want to do something that makes the boys stare.
Leap up and down and wave your knickers in the air. (Oi!)