The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3510673
Posted By: Rapparee
01-May-13 - 09:38 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
"Have you no place to go, no home, no rooom?" he asked.
"Nay, good sir," she did reply, "and why come you here masked?"
"You live upon the streets?" he asked, with lechery in his eyes.
"Yes, good sir, and my pimp protects me from naughty guys."

Oh, he longed for her fair bod
And long he lusted it o'er
But a six-six dude with a sawed-off
Put her quite beyond his roar.

Oh pity all you the poor working girl,
Who strives to make ends meet!
She supports hereelf, her kids, her pimp,
The cops, six judges, and many elite.