YOu know Basher, and Canker, and Pander and Vixen
Vomit and Stupid, and Blunder and Shitzen;
But do you recall....The most frustrated reindeer of all?

Boris, the blue balled reindeer
had two balls that really glowed!
and if you ever saw him
You would say it really showed!
All of the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him names
They wouldn't let poor Boris
join in kinky reindeer games

Then one starlit Christmas Eve
Mrs. Clause came to say
Boris with your balls so blue
Have I got a Christmas Present for you!

Oh how that woman loved him!
As they achieved ecstacy!
Oh Boris the Blue-balled Reindeer
Taught her beastiality!