The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #148849 Message #3512092
Posted By: Uncle_DaveO
06-May-13 - 09:34 AM
Thread Name: BS: First Joke Thread of 2013
Subject: RE: BS: First Joke Thread of 2013
"English Bagel"
"Hello Mrs. Miller," said the bearded guy
behind the counter at the bagel shop.
My husband and I looked at him but drew
complete blanks. "I'm sorry, do we know
each other?" I asked.
"Yeah, you was my English teacher."
Leaning over, my husband whispered,
"Good job, Honey, good job."
"Gud Speling"
Everyone knows I'm a stickler for good
spelling. So, when an associate e-mailed
technical documents asking me to "decifer"
them, I had to set him straight.
I wrote, "Decipher is spelled with a ph, not
an f. In case you've forgotten, spell checker
comes free with your software."
A minute later, I got this reply, "Mine must be
dephective."