My name is John McTavish and I'm a fence builder. I've built the highest, the strongest and the finest fences in Scotland. BUT do they say ... There goes John McTavish the fence builder? OH NAE, they do not! I build houses. I've built the highest, the strongest and the best houses in all of Scotland. BUT dooo they say AHhhhh...it's John McTavish the house builder!? NAE, they DO NOT! BUT.... you f**k one sheep.....

Lyrical Lady's bad sister!