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Thread #149728   Message #3515741
Posted By: MorwenEdhelwen1
16-May-13 - 09:11 AM
Thread Name: I need any funny songs/parodies about fairies
Subject: Lyr Add: CLAP, SNAP! THE BLACK CRACK!
Clap, snap! the black crack!
Grip, grab! Pinch, nab!
And down down to Goblin-town
You go, my lad!

Clash, crash! Crush, smash!
Hammer and tongs! Knocker and gongs!
Pound, pound, far underground!
Ho, ho! my lad!

Swish, smack! Whip crack!
Batter and beat! Yammer and bleat!
Work, work! Nor dare to shirk,
While Goblins quaff, and Goblins laugh,
Round and round far underground
Below, my lad!

From The Hobbit.