HOUN' DOG
As sung by Homer & Jethro on "The Very Best of" (2010)

You're a puny little hound dog; you ain't very stout. (2x)
Well, you look like an Airedale with the air let out.

Well, they said you was-a high class, that you had a pedigree. (2x)
You ain't nothin' but a mongrel, and you got a million fleas.

Well, they said you was a bird dog, but you look like a goat. (2x)
But you couldn't be a bird dog; you ain't never sung a note.

Now once I had a hound dog, and her name was Kim. (2x)
She ain't never had a puppy so I got rid o' him.