Hey, I know that ol' gal, Chongz... We kinda related??? Her name is Cody and she's kin to my Couzin Rufus's wife Retha Mae... Yeah, she's a real screamer... I mean, Olympic quality screamin'...

Last I heard she had married this ol' boy from up Wheeling, Wes Ginny and he told Couzin Rufus that he'd her scream like that once... Couz asked him what had occured to make her go off and this ol' boy said she did it one time while he was having sex... Couz said, "Son, you must be one hell of a man"... This ol' boy weren't all the bright 'cause he said, "No, no, Rufus... You got it wrong... She screamed like that when I called her and told her who I was having sex with..."

Like I said, the boy weren't all the bright...

B~