Well, they should be an improvement on the fly blown old nag burgers he used to sell.

Come to think of it, you'll probably remember Ernie Pong who used to come every year, and never used to wash, and consequently used to stink the festival marquee out. Last year he disappeared just as the festival was about to start, and hasn't been seen since. Well, I was coming past the fast food stand on the Sunday last year and there, plain as day, was the stink of Ernie Pong. Only, this time, it was coming out of the festival beefburgers and kebabs. I believe the sewers were even more difficult to unblock last year than usual.

I wonder what happened to old Ernie.