If I had to think before thinking, I wouldn't have time to think about it.

Liverpool fans think Gerrard is the second coming, I know John Sheridan controlled a midfield better than anyone before or since.

I suppose thinking before saying is something people should be aware of before upsetting huge sections of the population on the basis of my imaginary friend says women gays and non believers are second class citizens or mass delusion is something to be celebrated without dissenting questions.

So, what have we learned? we found that playing a harmonica doesn't make you an expert on football, theological knowledge doesn't always mean rational wisdom, defending absurd notions such as creationism just makes you more absurd in your waffle and oh yes. Joe Offer has a breaking point where he comes off the fence.

A pity really because whilst we all have them, I feel as if Steve has just shot Bambi's mum.