OK - festivity time. I remember fragments of this song, but do not have it on record (was it only issued as a single?). Any other Paddy Roberts fans out there who can help me to reassemble the entire lyric?

"Merry Christmas, you suckers, you miserable men, the old festive season is with us again, you'll be spending your money on cartloads of junk and from now to New Year you'll be drunk as a skunk......"