I like tofu. A lot of people think that's pretty gross. My dad thinks it has a texture like slimey buggers. (Don't ask me how he knows that. I don't even want to know.)

Lepus Rex, check here for haggis instructions. Don't forget to leave the trachea hanging over the side of the pot so the lungs don't explode.

bflat, do all of your friends have hemorroids?