Twenty years ago, two friends and I created this mess. I claim credit for the middle four, a lawyer wrote the first and a milkman the last. On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a porno movie staring Brooke Shields.. On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me two Danish whores... On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me three French ticklers.. On the four the day of Christmas my true love gave to me four filthy posters.. On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me fine felatio.. six Colleens cumming..seven sheep asweatin'..eight lesies lickin'..nine nymphos nibblin'...ten bungholes bobblin'..eleven excellent erections...twelve tantalizing titties...Mike