"Are you really trying to tell me that I haven't witnessed evolution for myself? Ha bloody ha!"

Yes, I am saying that you have not witnessed evolution. I am saying that because you and I know that the required scale of time is not available to you.

You say you have witnesses NATURAL selection? Personally? I doubt it strongly. Where in the manicured and highly controlled gardens of the UK? Accounting for observation bias? Really?

But that is not the point you have not observed evolution at all, not in the way Darwin described it. Even he did not observe evolution. He inferred it.