Tornado struck Bygod WV and caused $2 million worth of improvements.




Zeke and his wife Lulabell left WV and moved to the big city.   After many years Lulabell died so Zeke called up the funeral parlor to have her picked up.   

Funeral parlor worker:    Where do you live?

Zeke: The corner of Main and Eucalyptus

Funeral parlor worker:   How do you spell Eucalyptus?

Zeke:   How 'bout I just drag her over to Oak?





This last one I heard from a friend who lives in WV:

The've found that cars, like planes, have black boxes which help investigators determine the cause of a crash.    It turns out that in cars with West Virginia, Tennessee and Georgia license plates the most common last message is;   "Here, hold my beer and watch this."