Ooh dear. Should I massacre my neighbours in case they remember they are Islamic and therefore I am an infidel?

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Or there again. The halal lamb and chicken I have ordered for ne xt week's bbq would be wasted and at the last count, 7 of the 36 people coming need their meat halal.

I just wonder if the right wing twats and the young Asian between them realise how integrated communities are now? I realise that many of our friends are doctors due to our own professions but bloody hell...