Just a sample

•Chongo was talking about this just the other day at the bar. He said, "I definitely got my suspicions. What bothers me, though, is supposin' I DO find conclusive proof of guilt...who do I arrest?"
•I admit it. I did it. I killed her. I also killed JFK and RFK, James Garfield, William McKinley, Abraham Lincoln, Queen Victoria, Nelson Eddy, Kate Smith, Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar, Richard III, Anne Boleyn, and Vincingetorix, among others.
•Thanks... One claim I dispute. I offed Nelson Eddy and Jeanette MacDonald. Their film made a joke of the Mounties.
•... did you kill Cock Robin?

Wow: how hilarious; how satirical; and in what exemplary taste in the context.

& why have you all got it in for BB's perfectly rational OP anyhow?

I think you should all be fucking well ashamed of your stupid selves.

~M~

& you all know how frequently I post such an entry as that