Hehehee... Father Angus McDonald christened my old man. He said, I Chisten thee William Kermit... what the hell kind of name is "Kermit"?... I Christen thee William Kenneth Owens." And, thus, it was so. No shit. I have seen the birth certificate. It says Kermit and Kermit is crossed out and Kenneth is hand written in as if it was a typo.