Yeah.....How did the bearded guy wind up dead in West Virginia?

Allan you @*&%^#&$........Your first one I knew from a long time back, but as I read it, I thought, "HEY!! Wait a minute....THIS has a new twist!!! Hmmmmm.....5 in 5? Lessee........" Soooooooo....Knowing it must be related to the other, I have sat here for about 30 minutes doing geometric figures to make it fit. Then I find out you have screwed the pooch and its the one I knew all along.

I'm coming for you Allan........Be afraid...Be VERY afraid...............

Spaw