Yeah, hymns. Gotta keep modern on this, though. None of that Wesley bilge (though an adapted version of How Great Thou Art, applied to me, Musket and the as yet unspecified woman, would clearly be apropos, I humbly suggest). I'm thinking lusty rather than namby-pamby. And let's not be woolly on the hymn front. We need stuff specific to our as-yet-to-be-specified feast days, à la carols and hymns to the virgin sort of thing (and that was just an example, by the way: virginity for us would be a matter to be urgently dealt with...)

And Musket, I'm very impressed with your God-like ability to be in two places at once, on holiday and still posting here. You're definitely giving off the impression that you're all-seeing. Give us a glimpse into Wacko's underpant drawer whilst you're still in East Anglia and you'll have the gullible "believing in you" in droves. And don't let's allow the momentum to flag here. Whilst you're away I'd like you to germinate an idea or two on a possible heresy law as well as a quasi-fatwa notion. Don't let the sand get into your butties.