Now, lads....

You're assuming some very bad things about your customary "opponents" that are extreme stereotypes, and are probably not true. A little less heat and a little more willingness to actually listen to what other people are saying and genuinely attempt to understand their concerns would do wonders.

On the other hand, your bickering does provide a certain form of cheap entertainment on a slow day, I must admit...and I know that there's probably nothing I could possibly say to get you to stop doing it....so...what the hell...

Have at it, ye poxy swine! Do your worst, you knaves, varlets, and cutpurses, and the Devil take the hindmost!