DEPUTY Messiah?

I may have to throw my lot in with the Christians. I mean, crusades. Inquisition, colonial conversion etc. They are in a different league when it comes to killing to spread their word.

I bet they would see me as THE Messiah too. After all, I have a beard of sorts and before the bugger fell out, had long blond hair too. Just like the Western looking Middle Eastern Jewish dude.