Pretty sure, oh Lord, but I could be suffering from a delusion brought on by my childhood in Russian Orthodoxy followed by conversion to Roman Catholicism (or was it North Sea Gas?). I shall be grateful if your omniscience would guide me. On that topic. I am a believer, yet I have not yet seen the balls of lightning. When will you and your co-messiahs be displaying your balls for all to see? I understand you are having trouble recruiting the third member? Maybe this is because she has not yet seen the balls herself?

I believe Messiahs do save people. You could incorporate that in a test on holy scriptures. Ask potential electrolytes to complete the following phrase

If you save fallen women would you save
a) £35 a month with a mutual building society
b) one for me
c) yourself a lot of trouble by not repeating old jokes

bollocks!!

DtG,C,LBandSPS