Now look here, "concerned" or "concerened", wottevah. I find you to be just the kind of subversive maverick we need on board in order to add a little spice. You can, as we know, be a little on the vituperous side at times, so I propose to allocate a little job for you which I feel might suit your propensities. I need a logo (I already have the priapic butternut squash car sticker, so not that again), and I need something that can be somewhat more of a medallion, or necklace sort of thing, that, for example, evangelical nurses new to our sect can dangle offensively in the faces of defenceless patients (especially Muslim ones). I'm thinking (and I'm sure this will suit you) of a simple image of a sailor on the end of a plank (dig the vague crucifix allusion there!), cast, perhaps, in recycled ship's brass in order to maintain the nautical connection. If you know of any particular sailor you'd care to depict, and I suspect you do, I'm sure I could get you a photo to work on if you let me know. You could do a standard version for mass consumption, but I'm also thinking you could do a special edition for schools, perhaps with the sailor naked with a cutlass prodding his arse...