A good wine bar on the waterfront in Cape Town. 250 by the glass. I became a resident last year on my hols.

Anyway why do we need members? We can be like The Church of England and bully government claiming anyone who doesn't declare otherwise is a de facto one of us.

As time goes by and the generally population becomes less superstitious, religions need to be more creative in their attempt at relevance.

Wr also need to learn how to pour scorn on rational people and tell them they only fill out their shopping lists as they do because Dawkins tells them to.

We need an evangelical loony sailor to help us. Any ideas?