1 Playing in a bush band to an audience of "young people" in Bondi. It turned out to be a group of pre school kids. Halfway through a fast jig set, one little boy started pulling at my guitar asking me to do up his shoe laces !

2. Playing all night to a hedge while everybody was sitting behind it around a pool

3. Driving 30 miles to a pub gig and forgetting our music when the piano player couldn't play a note without it

Allen in Oz

ps ..Some of the bad gigs in this thread are far worse than ours ( it is all pretty gentle out here in Australia )

AD