What's the difference between a hooker, a nymphomaniac, and a JAP (you can substitute your unfavorite ethnic group here)? The nympho says Is that all? The hooker says' That's All! And the JAP says...

(staring at ceiling)... peach... I think I'll paint it peach...

How many teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb? 14 - you got a problem with that?