Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac amnesiac?

He stayed up all night worrying about whether there really is a dog. (Forget it!)

And a limerick:

There was a young lady named Sue
Who preferred a stiff drink to a s(&@w
    But one leads to the other
    And now she's a mother
Let this be a lesson to you.

BB,
NightWing