Although the internet is quite large, the number of monkeys remains a little less than infinite.

There is also the defect in an increasing percentage of the participants being more like lemmings than like monkeys, incapable of independent thought and tiresomely following the lemming ass in front of them into the abyss of stupidity.

There is no randomness when everyone follows the latest fad, so the best analogy to the monkey theorem is that a very large number of lemmings will repeat the same vacuousness a (nearly) infinite number of times.

John