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Thread #59418 Message #3532096
Posted By: Rapparee
30-Jun-13 - 12:26 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Here's some proof for you, Amos. A source prior to the SJs. Since I'm certain sure you don't, more's the pity, read Middle English I've left the line numbers in to assist you.
165 A Monk ther was, a fair for the maistrie,
166 An outridere, that lovede venerie,
167 A manly man, to been an abbot able.
168 Ful many a deyntee hors hadde he in stable;
169 And whan he rood, men myghte his brydel heere
170 Gynglen in a whistlynge wynd als cleere,
171 And eek as loude, as dooth the chapel belle,
172 Ther as this lord was keper of the celle.
173 The reule of Seint Maure, or of Seint Beneit,
174 Bycause that it was old and somdel streit-
175 This ilke Monk leet olde thynges pace,
176 And heeld after the newe world the space.
177 He yaf nat of that text a pulled hen,
178 That seith that hunters beth nat hooly men,
179 Ne that a monk, whan he is recchelees,
180 Is likned til a fissh that is waterlees-
181 This is to seyn, a monk out of his cloystre-
182 But thilke text heeld he nat worth an oystre!
183 And I seyde his opinioun was good,
184 What sholde he studie, and make hymselven wood,
185 Upon a book in cloystre alwey to poure,
186 Or swynken with his handes and laboure
187 As Austyn bit? How shal the world be served?
188 Lat Austyn have his swynk to him reserved;
189 Therfore he was a prikasour aright,
190 Grehoundes he hadde, as swift as fowel in flight;
191 Of prikyng and of huntyng for the hare
192 Was al his lust, for no cost wolde he spare.
193 I seigh his sleves ypurfiled at the hond
194 With grys, and that the fyneste of a lond;
195 And for to festne his hood under his chyn
196 He hadde of gold ywroght a curious pyn;
197 A love-knotte in the gretter ende ther was.
198 His heed was balled, that shoon as any glas,
199 And eek his face, as it hadde been enoynt.
200 He was a lord ful fat and in good poynt,
201 Hise eyen stepe, and rollynge in his heed,
202 That stemed as a forneys of a leed;
203 His bootes souple, his hors in greet estaat;
204 Now certeinly he was a fair prelaat!
205 He was nat pale as a forpyned goost,
206 A fat swan loved he best of any roost.
207 His palfrey was as broun as is a berye,
208 A Frere ther was, a wantowne and a merye,
209 A lymytour, a ful solempne man,
210 In alle the ordres foure is noon that kan
211 So muchel of daliaunce and fair langage.
212 He hadde maad ful many a mariage
213 Of yonge wommen at his owene cost.
214 Unto his ordre he was a noble post,
215 And wel biloved and famulier was he
216 With frankeleyns overal in his contree
217 And eek with worthy wommen of the toun,
218 For he hadde power of confessioun,
219 As seyde hymself, moore than a curat,
220 For of his ordre he was licenciat.
221 Ful swetely herde he confessioun,
222 And plesaunt was his a absolucioun,
223 He was an esy man to yeve penaunce
224 Ther as he wiste to have a good pitaunce;
225 For unto a povre ordre for to yive
226 Is signe that a man is wel yshryve;
227 For, if he yaf, he dorste make avaunt,
228 He wiste that a man was repentaunt.
229 For many a man so harde is of his herte,
230 He may nat wepe, al thogh hym soore smerte;
231 Therfore, in stede of wepynge and preyeres,
232 Men moote yeve silver to the povre freres.
233 His typet was ay farsed ful of knyves
234 And pynnes, for to yeven yonge wyves.
235 And certeinly he hadde a murye note,
236 Wel koude he synge, and pleyen on a rote,
237 Of yeddynges he baar outrely the pris.
238 His nekke whit was as the flour delys;
239 Therto he strong was as a champioun,
240 He knew the tavernes wel in every toun
241 And everich hostiler and tappestere
242 Bet than a lazar or a beggestere.
243 For unto swich a worthy man as he
244 Acorded nat, as by his facultee,
245 To have with sike lazars aqueyntaunce;
246 It is nat honeste, it may nat avaunce,
247 For to deelen with no swich poraille,
248 But al with riche and selleres of vitaille;
249 And overal, ther as profit sholde arise,
250 Curteis he was, and lowely of servyse.
251 Ther nas no man nowher so vertuous;
252 He was the beste beggere in his hous,
253 (And yaf a certeyn ferme for the graunt
254 Noon of his brethren cam ther in his haunt;)
255 For thogh a wydwe hadde noght a sho,
256 So plesaunt was his `In principio'
257 Yet wolde he have a ferthyng er he wente;
258 His purchas was wel bettre than his rente.
259 And rage he koude, as it were right a whelpe;
260 In love-dayes ther koude he muchel helpe;
261 For there he was nat lyk a cloysterer,
262 With a thredbare cope, as is a povre scoler,
263 But he was lyk a maister or a pope;
264 Of double worstede was his semycope,
265 That rounded as a belle out of the presse.
266 Somwhat he lipsed for his wantownesse
267 To make his Englissh sweete upon his tonge,
268 And in his harpyng, whan that he hadde songe,
269 Hise eyen twynkled in his heed aryght
270 As doon the sterres in the frosty nyght.