Musket: "As this thread is about my perfection, that was my perfect day. Not through the cucumber but jamming in the beer tent with Johnny Silvo and Diz Dizley."

Oh!..Then when you were jamming in the tent you must have thrown quite a few clams, because the thread title is: " I am not perfect after all"....
or...
....maybe you were jamming that ol' cuke, and you lost the fight with your ol' lady over it!

...which would explain, 'I am not perfect' after all!

Winkin' at ya'

GfS