Pimento head??? Wot??? Cor!!! Ye're a thievin' wastrel, Ed, a disgrace to ye'r entire family, ye'r region and the 'ole nytion! If you was in reach, I'd thump you with me cast iron skillet, I would, and sic the dog on you to boot. We've got a bulldog now, Eddie and me. We got 'im to guard the pigeons wot Eddie is breedin'. We nymed 'im "Winston" because 'e reminds us of Winston Churchill back in the dys of the Blitz. If Winston ever saw you, 'e'd rip yer bloody trousers off.

Olive Whatnoll