Oh, you Philistine! You specist! You utter dolt...

Do a search on Mudcat thread titles and you will find that there has already been a long Chongo adventure tale here entitled My Banana is Quick: A Chongo Chimp Tale.

Look it up, doofus, and you'll discover that YOU started it way back on 15 Jan 04! You did the first post. Those were the days when you hadn't yet descended into rank specism and you were still calling Chongo by his proper name...which is "Chongo", not "Chonga".

You need to refresh your memory, sir. Read "My Banana is Quick" again. It's a great story.