I am a no-tie guy. I call it a corporate leash, part of the uniform. Funeral parlours and funerals only.

I have a long story about how and why I became a no-tie guy. I'll tell it after the mirth subsides. In the meantime... youse guys are a riot! Great thread!

I say, if Dog had wanted us to go barefoot or semi-barefoot, he wouldn't have given us socks and shoes. I wear one green sock and one red sock on Kissmeass Day when I have to visit relatives. Red sock, right foot, of course. I an step with mismatched sock ettiquette.