Wait a minute!!! Whaddya mean yer gonna post the book as soon as ya get the coin? WTF is that shit? Ya think I would say I sent it but didn't? $20??? A measly $20? I feel more than slightly slighted. Who do you take me for, sir? When have ever been not a man of his word?

And, Sally doesn't count. I was only 15. Ooooh dear Sally. She was such a good bad girl. She used to flirt with me and say her hands were cold and put them in my pockets to warm them... she warmed my... ahem... heart.

So... yer Jackson is on a horse eh, A. If the horse dies during interrogation at the border, I guess I'll never get to read your book.

Ya know. This is kinda funny. I changed a USD 50 inta a 20 and 2 x 10 and 5 fer ta get that 20 I sent ya what I got from this redneck hick in a town called Pocotellyah er sumpin like that on a similar book deal. Course, I didn't sign it on accounta tweren't my book.