And that bullshit comes from a native of a country whose national game consists of someone hurling a ball at someone else, who swipes at it with a cudgel and almost always misses, gets two swipes and tries to run in a circle, usually failing miserably. It's boring crap. No wonder the spectators spend most of the game fetching beer and plates of food - it's more exciting than what's going on ( or more likely not going on) on the field.

Baseball - the game where nothing happens for hours on end. In the UK, it's called 'rounders' and its played by schoolgirls.