This side-discussion is redundant, as our new New Truth religion is the dog's bollocks in any case. This and other matters will be clarified in "Balllightology" - oops, sorry, "Shaw's Atheology Volume The First" - and, in condensed form, in the new Catechism, which is making good progress. The first Q&A in it goes:

"Who made me?"

"I don't give a shit. Mine's a pint."