There is no solution where Shane is concerned.

By the way, he's already working on an outline for his second book, even though the first one is barely started. The 2nd book will be called: "Flipped If I Know....?"

It will take on some of the great unanswered questions of life, like...

Is it safe to eat pizza after it's been layin' for 3 days behind the couch?

Skunky, left-over beer...can you still get drunk on it?

Can you plead insanity to get off a breaking and entering charge?

Do you need an education to think? Or is that a false myth that is spread by the govnerment and the teechers to, like, provide enployment?

How do you calm donw a flippin' angry woman and get her in "the mood"???

Etc.