Ye gods, or should I say ye you, Messiah S. You gave me a funny turn there! I had a flashback to St Mary's, Swinton, c1960

Who made you?
God made me
Why did God make you
To know him, love him and serve him

Oh my Musket! St Mary's, Swinton, 1960-ish? Why, in 1960 I was nine years old (or nine years into eternal life as it happens) and attending St Mary's Catholic primary school in Radcliffe!! Well shag me sideways with a bent banana, what a coincidence! You have given me a bit of a funny turn also! All I can say is, thank Me that we're Lancashire lads, unlike Musket, who appears to hail from t'wrong side of t'Pennine chain. Poor sod. No wonder the friggin' bingo was a failure. Do you think Swollox was from Hull?