So long as I can watch, what about them? I promise to sit (relatively) still in the corner quietly with a flask, butties and Kleenex.

Joe. Don't fret about the dog. He is now quietly relaxed since I told him the great mutts nuts dude in the sky gives them back to little greyhounds that have been good, haven't shat on the kitchen floor and who eats all his chow after being given a gravy bone for being good.

Steve. On another thread, your mate Whacko showed that he is too insecure to put up with the trauma of being our token woman. Any other ideas? You really upset Betty Swollox but I know she has this mate, fag ash Lil. Any problem with that? I have it on good authority she is house trained.

Our new religion really is the dog's bollocks.