Hmm. An inscribed version would be nice. PM me with instructions, Amos. ;-)

Rap - I'm surprised you have the temerity to issue this sort of reckless challenge to the McBride clan. Very surprised. You have clearly either become unhinged...lost your marbles...or fallen into a darkly suicidal mood. The McBrides caused so much trouble in Ireland that people there still cross themselves at the mention of the name "McBride"...specially in the region around the town of Dangle. They were finally driven out and re-settled in North America, causing further havoc and distress everywhere they went. You think the Donnelys were feared? Ha! Nothing next to the McBrides.

Tell me where to send the flowers for your next of kin.