"Challenge the ossified, archaic systems of belief typical of Musket's highly questionable faith regime..."

Twat! That is my friggin' regime you're talking about! Musket and I may now be equal co-Messiahs but the "interesting idea" was mine, pillock! Musket, this man (or woman - Widnes knows...) must not be allowed in at anything but the lowest level. Maybe an altar boy who, conveniently, goes commando at Mass and who has a couple of baby-wipes in a plastic bag...