They seem to be writing in tongues. Minor miracle or too much beer at the keyboard?

Struggle on, Wacko. Jealousy resulting from your lack of wit, leading to buttock-clenchingly embarrassing inputs such as this, looks pathetic. Our bubble is unburstable by utter pricks like you. We'll consider you for junior altar-boy status, but you'll have to pass an exam first. Are you the right gender?