Are we using Lil or what?   I have given first refusal to Back entry Bertha if you have something against Fylde area residents.

I said yes, diddleye, though if things go to cock you are the Messiah who will have to come up with the usual circuitous arguments that make black seem white in order to get yourself off the hook (off the hooker?? :-)) There is further guidance on this invaluable technique on page 1348 of "Shaw's Atheology: Volume The First". This Bertha though. "Back Entry", eh? Does she carry wet-wipes?