'ere, Messiahs, I have an idea. Well, I suppose it is divine inspiration really but you know what I mean. Of course. On another thread people are using the phrase 'self obsessed idiot'. I thought aloud that if we were to become self absorbing we would eventually disappear altogether but they did not seem keen. How about we include a diet club in our religion? They make fortunes. Imagine how many people would join if all they had to do was talk bollocks to become self absorbing. Whatcher think? Got to be better than bingo surely!

On the subject of omniscience and omnipotence, I think you a missing a trick. Some of the other Gods tell their followers that whatever happens it is their doing. So, if something good happens, they claim the credit. If something bad happens, you just say it is for the good of the majority or it is punishment for not giving enough money. Cracked it!

bollocks!!

DtG,C,LBandSPS