Well, Blitherscrum is over for another year and, once again, I am left to ponder the results of the Air Guitar Competition.

I have entered this competition every year since its inception and never once have I achieved a place in the top three - even in the inaugural year when there were only three entrants.

I know that my performance is amongst the very best, so I am now considering whether it is the model of guitar that I pretend to play or the strings that imagine that I am using that are holding me back.

Any advice would be gratefully received.