Anybody with a bank account can join, so long as they fill in the gift aid box, allowing us to get their tax relief on their donation.

Mind you, most of the women we have attracted thus far haven't been the sort to have bank accounts as such. A cash card with a savings book maybe, but no debit cards, or pay monthly phones...

Do you think we should be attracting air head actresses? The Yanks manage it. Their religions, especially scientology, seem to pack 'em in. I doubt a medallion of our doubting Thomas yanking the plank will sell though.

Apple sauce - add celery to the list and I will try not to veto your proclamation.